These statements were seen on church signs: 

  • The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
  • Under the same management for over 2000 years.
  • Soul food served here.
  • Don’t wait for the hearse to take you to church.
  • Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What’s yours?
  • Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
  • Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary.
  • Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible. 
  • It’s hard to stumble when you’re down on your knees.
  • What part of “Thou Shalt Not” don’t you understand?
  • A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
  • The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday. 
  • Never give the devil a ride. 
  • He will always want to drive.
  • Can’t sleep? Try counting your blessings.
  • Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
  • Christians, keep the faith—but not from others! 
  • Satan subtracts and divides. 
  • God adds and multiplies.
  • If you don’t want to reap the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil’s orchard.
  • To belittle is to be little.

“When wisdom enters your heart, and knowledge is pleasant to your soul.” Proverbs 2:10

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