One-Liner Church Wisdom

• People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church building. 
• Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door again and again.
• Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited . . . until you try to get into their pews.
• Some want to serve God, but only as advisers.
• When you get to your wit’s end, you will find God lives there.
• Quit griping about the church; if it were perfect you would not fit in.
• Not only are the sins of the father visited upon the children, but nowadays the sins of the children are visited upon the fathers.
• To make a long story short, don’t tell it.
• Some minds are like concrete—thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. 

”A merry heart does good, like medicine” Proverbs 17:22