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A time to laugh... - Ecclesiastes 3:4

One-Liner Church Wisdom

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church building.  Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door again...

Children in Church

Three-year-old, Reese: “Our Father, who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.” A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it, I’m having...

Still Learning

Students got most of it...

Crosswords and Ink Pens

“A merry heart doeth good” Proverbs 17:22

A Hundred Dollars Only Buys So Much These Days…

$100 doesn't buy what it used to.

The Stork Brought It- And Other Bits of Wisdom

The children of Family Circus were in a lively discussion about babies. Two truths were unleashed by the little “experts.” “Storks don’t bring babies. They come UPS.” And, “Babies are connected to their...

What’s Her Name?

At church one morning, my friend Gwen was about to start her 4-year-olds’ Sunday school class when a little boy showed up without any identification. Gwen managed to get his first name but could...

Empty Nest

You know you are suffering from 'Empty Nest Syndrome' if... you have thrown out the better part of the last several one-gallon jugs of milk but still can't bring yourself to buy the one-quart...

Put a Sock In It…

A young couple decided to marry. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never shared with anyone, not even each other. The groom-to-be decided to ask his father...