Crime Wave Plummets as Nation Turns to God
Millions turn to Jesus; Huge crowds on Sundays
Elected Officials Turn Salaries Over to Poor
‘They need it more than we do,’ says wealthy senator.
Pornography Websites and Movies Close in Record Numbers
‘People aren’t interested anymore,’ complains adult movie maker.
Drug Dealers Seek Honest Occupations
‘So many people have quit, there’s no money in it anymore,’ complains a former drug lord.
Peace Comes to the Middle East
Terrorist attacks ease as peace reigns.
Nationwide Trend: Teenagers Stop Smoking
Tobacco companies complain of record losses.