One-Liner Church Wisdom

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church building.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door again and again.
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited . . . until you try to get into their pews.
Some want to serve God, but only as advisers.
When you get to your wit’s end, you will find God lives there.
Quit griping about the church; if it were perfect you would not fit in.
Not only are the sins of the father visited upon the children, but nowadays the sins of the children are visited upon the fathers.
To make a long story short, don’t tell it.
Some minds are like concrete—thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.