While listing all the biblical names of God during her Sunday school lesson, a teacher was surprised when her first-grade student piped up.
“What about Howard?”
“Howard? Who’s Howard?”
“God is. His name is Howard.”
Incredulous, the teacher said, “Well, I’ve never heard that.”
The first-grader replied, “Sure you have. ‘Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name!’” —submitted by Nick Boone